I love avocados.
Heart them immensely.
But I'm allergic to them.
I never had a problem until I was 19.
Then all of the sudden, I ate guacamole one day,
and this huge bump appeared on my lip:
And it stays for a good three hours or so.
It makes me look a bit like Quasimoto.
This picture was taken about five minutes ago.
I had a California Roll.
When I pointed it out to Jameson, he said,
"Why do you eat them??"
What do you mean 'why'?