Lenerd.

So the other evening I was going about my business, taking the trash out.

The sun had just gone down and the moths

love our porch light so I trying to hurry back in,

when I came across this guy right next to my front door:

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!

Lenerd, yes I named him, is a Longhorn Beetle.

And just to get an idea of how big he is...

his body was the size of a pack of TicTacs.

I was too afraid to move him so,

after much hesitation,

I ran past him back in the house.

The next morning I went outside and he was gone.

Safe travels Lenerd.