So the other evening I was going about my business, taking the trash out.
The sun had just gone down and the moths
love our porch light so I trying to hurry back in,
when I came across this guy right next to my front door:
OH MY GOSH!!!!!!
Lenerd, yes I named him, is a Longhorn Beetle.
And just to get an idea of how big he is...
his body was the size of a pack of TicTacs.
I was too afraid to move him so,
after much hesitation,
I ran past him back in the house.
The next morning I went outside and he was gone.
Safe travels Lenerd.