Farewell Old Friend...

Bottle, Oh Bottle, Where Do I Find The Words?

Caps, Lids, Nipples! It's Been Simply Obserd! 

Sometimes You Leaked, Other Times You Did Not,

I Always Found Myself Wondering, When Will It Stop!?!

Special Dishwashing Basket, In The Microwave You Went,

Need I Begin On How Much Money Was Spent?

Little One Got Older, Drinks Out Of A Bottle No More,

So I Can Finally Say, With No Remorse.....

SO LONG SUCKER, YOU'RE NOT NEEDED ANYMORE!!