I can't find it.
I've looked high and low.
Tried on bra after bra.
It seems to fit, then I get home.
I appreciate the female anatomy.
I am grateful for boobs.
yes, I said BOOBS.
You can wear it this way and that.
There is this shape and that.
Plunge. Pushup. Sports. Underwire. Mesh.
Blah blah blah blah.