My Journey to The Perfect Bra.

I can't find it.

I've looked high and low.

Tried on bra after bra.

It seems to fit, then I get home.

And nope.

I appreciate the female anatomy.

I am grateful for boobs.

yes, I said BOOBS.

Mine have served me well.

But the search for this dang thing is TAKING OVER MY LIFE!!!!

You can wear it this way and that.

There is this shape and that.

Plunge. Pushup. Sports. Underwire. Mesh.

Blah blah blah blah.

And on and on and on.

She makes it look to easy.

Damn you Heidi.